Living in 383 Square Feet

For one reason or another, apartment brokers generally do not tell you the square footage of apartments in the city. It’s always seemed strange to me since square footage is usually one of the first things you’re told. So why is this? I’ve heard a few answers from brokers, including it’s because when the apartments were built they did not keep count of square footage and because the layouts have changed over time. I never really bought either of these responses though because it doesn’t take a mathematician to do an estimate of square footage, especially when we’re dealing with small spaces.

Personally, I’ve always assumed it was actually because of legality issues and my suspicions have furthered since continued outrage over the last year about a push for micro-apartments that are 325 square feet. There’s been reports that the units are “breaking the law” because of a law stating apartments must be at least 400 square feet in NYC. I did a little research on this so called law and surprisingly couldn’t find too much info on it, other than it was enforced in 1987 and that apartments could not be built smaller than 400 square feet. Like I said, I’m not super educated on this law, but I’m going to go ahead and assume that it only applies to new builds because the majority of apartments ARE NOT 400 square feet in the city. And since my apartment was built in 1915, if my assumptions are correct, my apartment missed the law by a lifetime!

Case and point, I did apartment hunting this summer. Now I was looking for studios on the lower price range and they were tiny. Think, an oversized bedroom. I was totally okay with what my money could buy and was just excited to get my own place. So imagine my surprise when I scored what I thought was a BIG one bedroom on the Upper East Side that I could afford. Say what?! A one bedroom!? Is this real life? For those of you that have been reading, you know how excited I was about my score and every time I described my apartment to my friends and co-workers, the word “big” (by New York standards of course) always came out of my mouth. 

So after 5 months in my apartment I decided to figure out just what “big” meant and I got the tape measurer out. My apartment is pretty much a long rectangle so I started by doing the measurements of each room and then added them all up. I have a few slightly slanted walls in my living room where the window is, so my number is just an estimate, but what I ultimately came up with was…. 383 square feet. 383 square feet?!? My BIG one bedroom apartment was only 383 square feet?!? I mean I knew it would be small compared to other cities, but I wholehearted believed it was close to 500 or maybe 450, but 383? Oh boy.. Not what I was expecting that’s for sure! And what’s even scarier is if 383 square feet is a “big” apartment — for my price range of course — then the other apartments I was looking at couldn’t have been much more than 200 square feet, if that. Much lower than that 1987, 400 square feet law.

So my question is.. if old buildings are exempt (I’m assuming) from the law then why don’t people talk about square footage? What’s the big deal? Is it the atrocious price per square foot? Is it the fact that the number might scare people away? Is it because the brokers simply don’t know? What is it?! Which then leads me to also ask, what is the big deal about these micro-apartments? Yes, they’re small, but clearly most New Yorkers are already living in smaller spaces that weren’t actually built to optimize every square inch. A lot of questions, and not many answers! All I know is, I probably won’t be using the term “big” as much in reference to my apartment, but I’ll love it all the same!

Polar Vortex

Don’t worry guys, I’m not frozen.. yet! The polar vortex has made its way to NYC and boy is it cold! Nothing near the coldness the Midwest has been facing though, so can’t complain too much. But, if you see on the news they’ve found Sasquatch in Manhattan it’s probably just me with my furry hat on and lots of layers on ;-)

I'll be Home for the Holidays

As always, I had the BEST trip home! Filled with family, relaxation, and some good old fun! Here are some highlight pics :)

Christmas Eve and Christmas with the family…

My sister and I got my Mom a Google Chromebook laptop for Christmas. So hopefully she’s reading my blog on it now! (hear that Mom?!)

I made my Dad a photo book of my parents trip to the big apple last year and then got him a signed copy of my favorite astronaut’s book too!

Bentley picking out which toy she wanted before the other dogs go their choices! (Scoots and Niko!)

Last time Chris visited, we were all over the place the whole time that we didn’t get to spend much time actually in the claw. So this trip he finally got to meet some of my besties and get a real feel for our small towns :)

Which, after taking him to our favorite brewery in Buckley, he pretty much thinks we live in a Duck Dynasty episode. haha

Then onto the Seahawks game! I got Chris tickets for Christmas and my parents got my sister and her fiance tickets to come with us and let me tell you it was AWESOMEEEEEE!!

Chris, John and I hadn’t been to games before so it was a pretty awesome experience and our tickets were SICK! No zoom on this pic ;-) and this guys fist actually kind of adds to the pic I think!

When they say the stadium is loud, they are not messing around! It was so loud I literally could not hear myself think, soo to think they’re trying to make calls in that?! Insanity. The 12th man is insane!!

Oh yeah, and there were ponies. PINK ponies! Say what?! This little cutie is Tinkerbelle from Dreamland Ponies (Check them out too, I hear you can even have them come to your parties!) Another reason why the Seahawks are awesome! 

We took Chris up to Snoqualmie Falls to get a little nature fix. It was so foggy that when we first got up there you couldn’t even see the falls, but then they peaked out.

We wrapped up our trip in Seattle for some adventuring. My Dad is super awesome and decided to give me my Birthday present early so that we could enjoy the city. So He got us tickets to check out the Chihuly Garden and Glass, the Space Needle, and the EMP Museum. 

If you haven’t checked out the Chihily museum yet, GO! It is so fabulous and beautiful! His work is unlike anything I’ve seen before.

This room was my favorite. If I ever have a wedding.. this is where it’s going down. Then we headed up into the Space Needle. I haven’t been up since I was a little kid so it was a lot of fun for me too. The fog really liked sticking around on this trip, but you could still see everything minus the mountain.

Then we headed to the EMP. Another really cool place! Such the perfect combination of places for us to visit! 

For the evening, I introduced Chris to one of my favorite places, The Cheesecake Factory, which he loved and then we relaxed a little before the fireworks. This was the view from our roof of our hotel. I wouldn’t mind having that view everyday ;-)

The fog got so bad during the fireworks that you couldn’t even see them part of it.. so I don’t have a picture, but we had such a great time! We met this nice woman who came over to us and gave us cute little cups with sparkling pear cider!

To kick off the New Year, we ate our dessert for breakfast on our rooftop with this view again, before taking off.

Aw yes, this view again!

Seattle, I love you. I love home and I’m so thankful for my time back again. :) Cheers to 2014 everyone!